damn-funny

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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sithhappened
haneefistheonlyone:

ricflairsniece:

vandal—savage:

rebelbaes:

vandal—savage:

takeprideinyourheritage:

jamelrealness:

deviatedanddope:

I need the source but I wouldn’t hold it past them…corrupt ass pigs.

These cops are sick

i heard about this story too.

And yet no source.

bruh I read the story in the paper a few months back. i remember this. chill on the condescending attitude. 

All I asked was a source on the story not just words on a photo. How is that condescending?

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/cops-break-kid-leg-sexually-abuse-mom-article-1.1602489

Jesus Christ

haneefistheonlyone:

ricflairsniece:

vandal—savage:

rebelbaes:

vandal—savage:

takeprideinyourheritage:

jamelrealness:

deviatedanddope:

I need the source but I wouldn’t hold it past them…corrupt ass pigs.

These cops are sick

i heard about this story too.

And yet no source.

bruh I read the story in the paper a few months back. i remember this. chill on the condescending attitude. 

All I asked was a source on the story not just words on a photo. How is that condescending?

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/cops-break-kid-leg-sexually-abuse-mom-article-1.1602489

Jesus Christ

legit-humour

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

legit-humour

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys.